Bastard Coffee
This ain’t your average cup of joe.
Bitterroot is brewed for the no-nonsense, early risers, and late-night grinders — the ones who’ve got opinions on bullpen strategy before sunrise. With a bittersweet bite, bold cocoa notes, and a finish as strong as your take on last night’s game, this Dark French Roast doesn’t mess around.
If you like your coffee smooth and polite... this ain't it.
Flavor Profile:
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⚾ Dark French Roast – bold, toasty, and unapologetic
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🍫 Cocoa & Toasted Nuts – rich, deep, with that bitter edge that keeps you coming back
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💣 Strong Finish – leaves a mark (in the best way)
What You Get:
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12oz of pure grit — available in Whole Bean or Ground
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Sourced from South America, roasted right here in the USA
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Brew it your way — drip, French press, percolator, or cowboy-style on the tailgate
Pairs Best With:
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Trash talk
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Early innings
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Cold mornings
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Hot takes
Bitterroot Blend
Indulge in the rich and robust flavors of Bitterroot. This bold, full-bodied coffee is the perfect brew for those who enjoy a more traditional cup.
Store coffee in a cool dry place away from direct sunlight to preserve freshness and aroma. Once opened, seal the bag by closing the locking flap with the bag to prevent the coffee from being exposed to oxygen. .
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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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